February 2012
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Noticed this girl on Plenty of Fish
You can totally tell that she’s pulling her shirt down in order to show more cleavage. I’m conflicted. On the one hand, it’s totally lame and intentional, but on the other hand…it’s still cleavage.
Feb 26th
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In Neal we Trust
Feb 22nd
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Random Public Service Announcement
Ole Miss did not change their nickname. They are not the Ole Miss Black Bears. They are still the Ole Miss Rebels. They changed their mascot. Their mascot is the Rebel Black Bear.  I don’t root for the South Carolina Cockys. I root for the South Carolina Gamecocks. That’s the difference between a mascot and a nickname. Carry on.
Feb 20th
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Reason #873 why I can't root for the Red Sox:
The singular of Sox should be “sock,” not “Sox.”
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Novak with the discount double check
Feb 19th
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Just remembered something
I’ve got a college degree. I’ve got a job in the field I studied in. I work at a television station. And, to top it off, I live on the goddamn beach.
Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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In college, I promised myself I wouldn't drink on...
Well, I’m not in college anymore. So a Tuesday isn’t a “schoolnight.”
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Why Greg & Donny is Better than Pittsburgh Dad
Lately, I’ve seen a lot of my fellow Pittsburghers posting links to a web series on youtube called Pittsburgh Dad. While I enjoy a good display of Pittsburghese as much as the next guy, I feel like there’s a much better Pittsburghese-themed web series out there. That series, is called Greg and Donny.  Now, to be fair, Greg and Donny is technically set in Johnstown. But the accent of...
Feb 13th
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Buster Olney just said that if the Bucs get AJ...
Buster. I love you. But what in the blue hell are you talking about? Bedard was signed to be one of the Bucs’ top two starters. This is what I was talking about when I said national writers don’t know jack shit about the Pirates.
Feb 12th
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Fuck Jerry Meals
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Reading national writers' attempts at talking...
“They made the unexplainable error of trading Jose Bautista.” (maybe because he blew while he was here) Just admit it, you haven’t watched a Pirates game since 1992 and have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Defending Ron Paul's "Honest Rape" comment
Yep, I’m gonna try and do that. At least listen to my reasoning before dismissing me as sexist. Let me preface this by saying that I’d categorize myself as pro-choice until the point of fetal viability, and pro-life after that. (Meaning, I’d like to see what’s the earliest a fetus could survive on its own outside the womb. I’m okay with aborting it up to that point....
Feb 9th
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Rick Santorum has been projected as the winner in...
Picture Rick Santorum as the President of the United States. Seriously. Picture Sweatervest McMelvin with his finger on the button. I just can’t do it.
Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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I never feel whiter than when I watch youtube...
There’s a good reason their fans really don’t care about the game.
Feb 6th
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If you go to, "explore more tags," the picture...
This pleases me. 
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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One great thing about technically living below the...
Three cheers for part-time jobs at 20 hours/week for three-quarters of the year!
Feb 4th
Neuhaus of Fun: Wherein I explain that the "Sour... →
doncoent: I was thinking recently about evolutionary levels of comedy. If Family Guy is a trilobite, then King of the Hill is a human being. The comedy of KOTH is really underrated in its subtlety and precision. As an example, I will dissect the “Sour Coach Sauers” bit from the episode entitled “Three…
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Robert Reich: The Republican Myth of Obama's... →
robertreich: One of the few things Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich agree on is that President Obama is turning America into “European-style welfare culture.” In his standard stump speech Romney charges Obama with creating a nation of dependents. “Over the past three years Barack Obama has been replacing our…
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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